Crazy God Mother II, Excerpt 6.1, “Superstar, where are you from and how’s going?”

“Hey Britney?” Me.

“Are you ready?” Britney Spears.

I just spoke to Britney on the phone and according to the news that she possessed drug and may face legal consequences plus a DUI.

“Girl you are entrapped,” Me.

“How so?” Britney was talking to me in a British accent.

“Because it is not possible you are not tracked. Any medication you are currently on?” Me.

“Just the anti-depression,” Britney, “well, some entertaining drug.”

“Wow, let me have some,” Me.

(WARNING: DRUGS ARE BAD)

Yeah, we passed that era already. Drugs cannot make one happy because when the access is easy and you can repeatedly use it, there is no after effect at all.

“Yes, plus, I train,” Britney.

“Your Instagram videos are weird, why not edit it,” Me.

“I don’t wanna,” Britney.

“So you wanna do this?” Me.

Britney told me that she seriously wants to test why now it is still her era. Besides the stream numbers which cannot satisfy her, the media attention, she can still have some fun.

“How did you meet Britney?” Indira used an envy tone when I was talking to her about the chat Britney and I had.

“Well ‘Britney Jean’,” I answered while looking at Indira.

“I hoped you like it,” Indira.

“I did. I remember the first time when I saw her in studio recording ‘hold on tight’ with you, I was so touched,” Me.

“Yeah, 14 years ago when someone used my credit card can just randomly buy stuff,” Indira.

Britney continued, “so I was at my favorite restaurant while smoking a cigar as I purchased the entire floor on that day while alone reading magazine.”

She continued, “indeed, the concept of ‘retirement’ is super not fun. And I just think, what to have a little bit fun. One glass of cocktail and then meets the 0.6 definition. Drive crazy and then let the 0.8 definition meets me. Lastly, to see whether there is police.”

“Ahahah, you succeed. Then magazine is the next day now is just pure social media. I don’t think TikTok cares,” I answered with sarcasm. She laughed at the same time while pinned my shoulder a little bit.

“By the way if I tell my colleagues that I know you, some of them may believe that I am just being what’s the word? Prestigious or try to make them envoy or brag my class or family background or make up things stuff like that,” Me.

”Make Me,” Britney.

”En, I think nothing to do now as we are not at era people believe that EWI arrest equals to this person is crazy. I just felt funny when I saw it as how come I seriously followed the news in 2007 and believed it and later on I just felt Circuit and Blackout is not the same concept only because people talk or cover different niche,” Me.

”Why is that?” Britney.

“Since I didn’t like ‘Gimme More’ first and felt you don’t sound like ‘Every Time’ but also knew it was your voice, one day when I was at the club and heard the remix version, I suddenly felt it,” Me.

”And you love it even today,” Britney.

”When we are at the club, all eye on us,” Me.

……….

”Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like P. Diddy (Hey, what up, girl?) / Grab my glasses, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city.”

Yes, the dream is always sweet after you have waken up. Like when grandma told me,”you were sleeping and your dad was back home thereafter and kissed on your forehead.

I can still feel the sweetness even today.