Crazy God Mother II, Excerpt 8, “the Group Meeting”

“Today our morning meeting is in person, 8:00 am,” Indira.

“OMG, ok I am going to sit at the end and take a nap,” Me.

God Mother No. 2 showed up at the meeting with her ordinary clothes. She does not do makeup which always makes me wonder whether she believes wearing jewelry and put makeup make her look more attractive or not.

The topic to be discuss today was to “cut the budget”.

“Whenever I host a meeting, I get scared. I do not want them to catch me on something that I professionally do not know,” Indira.

It was 10 years ago when we were in the car and she described me the embarrassment that she sometimes faces, that gave me the lesson of preparation.

Yes, sometimes God can be very miracle. You may get to taste the role before get the expertise.

For me, Kwat always say, “when you get the key, you do not get to open the door.”

“Now we are at the stage of AI, so if we cut certain budget, we may use AI to replace,” Indira.

Rohan, “AI I think it is a bit fictional per our sector since movie production is all about originality, or you are talking about, to use robot serve dishes?”

“Then that is not AI,” Black.

“Can someone tell me about his understanding of AI,” Indira then looking at me.

She looks at someone who never trust AI.

“Oh, I think some writing can apply AI for example, the news department when they generate secondary sources, the AI can be interpreted as a tool which recalculate the Google search, so I believe it can be interpreted as screening process. Before I felt VPN is to escape the censorship, now I believe VPN is to have another screen on the current existing algorithm,” me.

There is a dude I felt looks like Rohan, but I never asked whether he is my cousin too.

Indeed, God Mom put him go through Indira’s journey. One time he told Indira that, “your attitude to your maid is too bad, he meant her Secretary.”

The secretary is Indira’s besty who she went to middle school with and that person never study abroad. She is very very detailed and at same time I know, she is not smart.

“Why you think so?” Indira.

“Because she does not have it, Flungi,” I then pinned Indira’s forehead.

When you assume someone do not have Flungi, you are prejudiced yourself.

I was so hungover from last night when I went out with Darren especially Indira hosts a meeting, an urgent meeting on Monday while me and Darren was in the club and then in my apartment having fun until Monday morning 1 am.

What to do to have fun? Nah, sex is too easy.

After we left the club, we went back home and order a lot of food and drinks. And after we finished the food, we fell asleep. But it was a nap since we had energy drink before falling asleep.

After we woke up from 3 am, we went to a SPA, and we enjoyed our massage.

Thereafter, we took a nap on separate cell again and had our breakfast at 5 am.

The game is, to have early breakfast.

We went to Radiance Hotel to see who has breakfast that early.

“Look that dude, what do you think he do?” Darren.

“Security I think, he seems do math quick,” Me.

“How did you know about it?” Darren.

“Math is the fast gate one can open that lead to the world of richness, see? I don’t do math. I get headache if I do it,” me.

The breakfast of Radiance hotel do not have alcohol so I hide one small bottle, the one I purchased from Harlem store last night.

When the game is not to be health-cautious, the soda water that mixed with my drink change to Orange juice, but the condition is, I need to watch the server finished it and, only liquid.

After had a sip of my orange juice mix with the blue bottle vodka, I feel the world is so relax. Sometimes I always wonder when Alcohol gives one all the joy and relaxness, who use drugs, plus, the pre-workout basically is the same.

Darren is super black per my interpretation of black since he is not health-cautious at all, I just feel awkward to offer the French version of the fish that I cook.

A lady walked into the room with an elder dude, “I think this is daughter-father who always wake up early,” me.

Around 6 am, we checked in our hotel and we started watching game while I was taking a nap again. Of course, after using the bathroom.

The hotel bed sheet is my favorite. I still do not know until today how they meet the definition of “clean and comfortable” when you know you are not the first one who sleep on it.

Darren made a phone call with his mom and I always wonder why since I do not really talk to my mom.

“I think there is no AI in service industry since when a Robot hands plate, it is just a concept. The risk about not able to make the delivery makes it outdated,” I continued.

Stacy continued her presentation, “I think AI is very recent human discovery and development. For example, it applies to a variety of industries even in entertainment industry, it provides the creator more hints or inspiration…..”

My eyes closed and thank you Stacy, the perfect secretary of Indira.

“This does not make sense, I feel my stomach is about to blow,” I leaned on Darren while complaining about his game.

He woke me up around 11 am and told me, “now Pool table game. If you want to experience different nicht, the time zone has to be compromised.”

“Nah, let me do my gym first, see you at 1:30 pm at the bar,” me.

Gym gives me the cleansing that one may not understand. It gives the others’ confidence, but when you overdo it, you try to not make your body grow.

After the gym, I took a steam and in the room just myself. Before I kind of enjoy to see whether there are others but now I just so enjoy when I lay there, the stream comes and I am the only person laying on the warn rock platform of the gym, “I needed that,” talking to myself again.

I was wearing a buffy coat the night before since the winter in New York is cold but since now I can take a car not switch bar to bar. I put a $40 discount jacket I purchased from the store.

I was surprised why Darren paused a bit when seeing me wear it. It is not like I am another person.

There was a dude rise his hand and want to comment on AI.

That dude was the in the construction department now he is the department secretary. He is dad’s son since we have the same body parts, a duplicate legs and duplicate proportion, only difference, skin color.

He was wearing a suit which I never see him do that, I was like, “indeed wearing suit and hoody are totally different concept. How come I believe they are the same?”

His name Boyo and he gave his comment in French. He talks about design and how AI can makes the design from virtual to realistic with appropriate calculation. I think it makes more sense that way. When the designers are more artistic, they may not be able to do the application. But, how about the limitation?

“I agree in an ideal world, we can build something to be censored by all the governments,” I was talking about Akon city with Darren and inquired about his Akon Coin.

“Tell me where is it?” Me.

“In your head,” Darren.

“Take me there,” Me.

“Your dad don’t allow you to go abroad,” Darren.

“So, at least tell me, did it happen?” Me.

“No,” Darren.

I hope to see Akon one day and ask him, “where is it?”

Back to the pool game, I was watching and not switched my drink yet. But after gym, it has to be Vodka and Soda water.

“One glass of Yogurt is the secret. Me and Indira had a game who can drink more and I always have that before the competition,” me telling my theory to Darren to not to throw up.

Time flies, the alarm ran at 5 am, I took my caffeine pill and back to sleep, 7 am, I naturally woke up.

“Oh, since we are back to my apartment, please wait there until 1 pm, the super is coming to fix the bathtub,” me.